Because in this messed up lion-rules-all system, there's bound to be some mistakes. If you see a lion, just run because they hate fast-food.
Ngorongoro traffic jam by henriko
Photographer’s Note: During a safari in the Ngorongoro crater, Tanzania, a group of 9 lions decided to cross the street and walk through the cars, making real chaos.
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
OH MY GOD
JUST WHY
Easy there, Satan.
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND ]
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In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
(via pleatedjeans)
