Office by Alex Penny
Because in this messed up lion-rules-all system, there's bound to be some mistakes. If you see a lion, just run because they hate fast-food.
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“Impeccably good timing, Your Majesty!”
Yes, the King of my plushie collection has arrived! I couldn’t be more pleased. After all, I’ve been a fan of Mufasa (and The Lion King in general) since its release in 1994.
The CD (which I’ve had since 1997) is for size comparison.
1995 German Fanta Lion King Cans
these EXISTED?!
(Source: dramatichatthrow, via viviandarkbloom)
jKSDJfksldjf Found this on http://knowyourmeme.com/ and about died.
I think the original artist can be seen in the watermark
Loki: I’ve got a glorious purpose now!
So Avengers beware!
Thor: Well I’ve never seen a king of all
With such a pomp and flair!
L: I’m gonna be the prodigy!
With what’s mine alone to feel!
I’m stepping up,
I’m looking down,
It’s time for you to kneel!
T: Thus far he’s a rather stubborn thing
L: Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
T: You can’t just go killing people, Loki, if you think…
L: No one saying “Thor this!”
T: Now when they say that they—
L: No one lying “I care!”
T: What I meant was—
L: No one saying “Thor that!”
T: Loki, what you don’t realize—
L: No one saying “be fair!”
T: Now be fair!
L: Free to strike fear into those who stray!
T: Well that’s unnecessary—
L: Free to rule them all my way!
T: I think it’s time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart…
L: Mighty kings don’t need advice
From puny brothers for a start!
T: If this is where your fantasies are headed
You must stop!
Stop this madness and come home with me
You won’t come out on top!
My brother’s pain is forcing us to sing…
L: Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
Everybody look up!
Everybody kneel down!
Everywhere you look I’m,
Standing with my horned crown!
T: No tricks!
C: Everybody on one knee and sing
The praises of Loki will have to ring
Unless we are to feel his wrathful sting
L: Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
Oh I just can’t wait…
To be king!
I plan on recording this soon, and yes, I made it up :)
Aw man, you can’t dog on the Bobcats like that tho come on lol
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The Lion King has a lot stuff:
- Great characters
- Amazing songs
- Perfect animation
- Unparalleled majesty
- God-like status among other movies
In case anyone was wondering, incest doesn’t exactly make the list..
SHOCKER.
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1995 German Fanta Lion King Cans
these EXISTED?!
The Fanta inside the can probably was the most sacred liquid in all the world, or at least the Pridelands.
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THIS SHIT.
LMFAO
OHMYGOSSHHHHH.
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NOT COOL.
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Sorry. I thought cats had 9 lives.
Sincerely,
Scar
